VXX - Cow Tipping

Cattle Pens at th4 StockYards are FULL of BULLs.

The Dippers are perplexed, what with all the
Tweets from the FED on deck today.

Jerry and the Kids continue to CowBell their
way to another Prop.

Of the 5 FOMC Members Bullhorning Today, the
GOOD Fed / BAD Fed undertow is in Trade.

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Step 1: Divorce Labor from Juice

Step 2: Divorce Rates from Taper

Step 3: Look over here, Taper... ah, well it's...

Step 4: Keep DC off the Pedal, Choke Hold

Step 5: Prop Up Money Markets

Step 6: Confuse 007s

Step 7: Return to Step 1

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It'll be OK...

psst - BUY Protection xoxo - Jerry