Here’s an idea... introduce a weird currency as a solution to a crises, introduce a triple leveraged etf... run em both to the sky for 13 years in correlation with the market such that the triple leveraged ETF warrants a stock split. Then slaughter said ETF such that if goes much lower it runs the risk of 0. Sleep well at night knowing 0 is impossible because the etf on which the triple leveraged ETF is based isn’t remotely close to 0, and smile in your sleep knowing that the short float is becoming more and more dangerous because of FOMC.... then run said ETF to triple digits along with the weird currency because FOMO.