Does This Mean Anything?

This looks like something I've seen before. Buy it. I would, but my wife won't let me. She found some of the emails between my secretary and I from like a couple of years ago. I told her it wasn't a big deal and that nothing happened, but she didn't believe me. Then we got this new financial adviser who she wouldn't let me go talk to because she was "afraid I would [do something with] them too." Ever since then she has been meeting with the financial adviser every day for the past year or so and she has all of our investing money sent to him. Anyways, I hope you're able to profit from this even though I can't. You heard it here first.